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I love spaghetti Bolognese

And salmon

Served with hollandaise

I love my

Salade verte à la française

But best of all

I love my mayonnaise


It brings good flavor

to my days 

I don’t care

what any critic says

I scoff at all

The gourmet nays

Because the best

Is Mayonnaise!


Is it the oil? the golden oil?

Drop by drop

With gentle whisking toil?

Yes, yes

It’s in the oil!

It tastes so good

Your toes will coil!


Is it the egg that

Tastes so good?

That makes it

Flavor any food?

Just it’s golden

yellow heart

That’s the secret

Golden part

The yolk whipped up,

Whipped up

Yes, yes

It’s in the yolk

Just the golden molten

Yolk

Golden molten

Yolk yolk yolk 


The smooth and velvet

king of days

The ever-tasty

mayonnaise

Just spread it thick

on everything

For mayonnaise

is always king


Gourmet mavens

turn their noses

But I have no patience

for their poses

For mayonnaise

will always shine 

Making everything

taste divine


Is it the oil? the golden oil?

Drop by drop

With gentle whisking toil?

Yes, yes, it’s in the oil!

It tastes so good your toes will coil!

Is it the egg that tastes so good?

That makes it flavor any food?

Just it’s golden yellow heart

That’s the secret golden part

The yolk whipped up, whipped up

Yes, yes it in the yolk

Just the golden molten yolk

Golden molten yolk yolk yolk 


It goes

So well

With every

Taste and smell

It’s always

The best first pick

Just slather it thick

On eggs

On lettuce

On fish

Mayonnaise improves

Your dish

I say

Mayonnaise all day!

On every food

in every way!


Is it the oil? the golden oil?

Drop by drop

With gentle whisking toil?

Yes, yes, it’s in the oil!

It tastes so good your toes will coil!

Is it the egg that tastes so good?

That makes if flavor any food?

Just it’s golden yellow heart

That’s the secret golden part

The yolk whipped up, whipped up

Yes, yes it in the yolk


And did I mention?

Mayonnaise!