I love spaghetti Bolognese
And salmon
Served with hollandaise
I love my
Salade verte à la française
But best of all
I love my mayonnaise
It brings good flavor
to my days
I don’t care
what any critic says
I scoff at all
The gourmet nays
Because the best
Is Mayonnaise!
Is it the oil? the golden oil?
Drop by drop
With gentle whisking toil?
Yes, yes
It’s in the oil!
It tastes so good
Your toes will coil!
Is it the egg that
Tastes so good?
That makes it
Flavor any food?
Just it’s golden
yellow heart
That’s the secret
Golden part
The yolk whipped up,
Whipped up
Yes, yes
It’s in the yolk
Just the golden molten
Yolk
Golden molten
Yolk yolk yolk
The smooth and velvet
king of days
The ever-tasty
mayonnaise
Just spread it thick
on everything
For mayonnaise
is always king
Gourmet mavens
turn their noses
But I have no patience
for their poses
For mayonnaise
will always shine
Making everything
taste divine
Is it the oil? the golden oil?
Drop by drop
With gentle whisking toil?
Yes, yes, it’s in the oil!
It tastes so good your toes will coil!
Is it the egg that tastes so good?
That makes it flavor any food?
Just it’s golden yellow heart
That’s the secret golden part
The yolk whipped up, whipped up
Yes, yes it in the yolk
Just the golden molten yolk
Golden molten yolk yolk yolk
It goes
So well
With every
Taste and smell
It’s always
The best first pick
Just slather it thick
On eggs
On lettuce
On fish
Mayonnaise improves
Your dish
I say
Mayonnaise all day!
On every food
in every way!
Is it the oil? the golden oil?
Drop by drop
With gentle whisking toil?
Yes, yes, it’s in the oil!
It tastes so good your toes will coil!
Is it the egg that tastes so good?
That makes if flavor any food?
Just it’s golden yellow heart
That’s the secret golden part
The yolk whipped up, whipped up
Yes, yes it in the yolk
And did I mention?
Mayonnaise!
